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So I wore my gay pride shirt to school today. →
And in chemistry class I was talking to my friend, Jack, about a gay pride festival I went to. My teacher, stupid nosy bitch, decides she wants to join in on the conversation. She asks me what I’m talking about so I turned around and her reaction was to make a noise of utter disgust. She asked me to go to the main office and get a different shirt. But being the rebel that I am, I told her very...
My sleep cycle.
imeantallthethingsisaid: 7AM: 5 PM: 3AM:
everyone: it's just a book
you: YOU KNOW NOTHING
today is the last friday of 2011. reblog now or go...
houseofjathan: annietheawkwarddork: burnintotheground: beeeleenn: I reblog this just because of the gifs. Fucking awkward dancing ^^^^^^
How teens and adults text
Expectations: Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out? Reality: Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out? Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
I'm a retard
TYPE YOUR NAME: Ashley
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: aashley
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: ashley
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: asab,ddegt
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: nyh
What JKR thought whilst writing Harry Potter
Oh, James and Lily are a flawless couple? Hm...I'll kill them.
Oh, Harry is happy with Sirius as a father figure? Let's kill him.
Oh, Dumbledore has been Harry's mentor since he was 11? Haha, lol, let's kill him.
Oh, Remus is happy for the first time since James and Lily died? Kill him.
Oh, Tonks is happy and has a child at home? Okay, she's DEFINITELY dying.
Oh, Dobby is finally free and happy? He doesn't deserve it. Die, Dobby, die.
Oh, everyone loves Fred? I'll kill him and drink their tears.
Oh, Snape is possibly one of the greatest characters in the book? LOL! DEAD!